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• How many classical music singers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None - "Impossible. The altitude may put unnecessary strain on my vocal chords....
• I am astounded ... at the wonderful power you have developed - and terrified at the thought that so much hideous and bad music may be put on record forever.
  -- Arthur Sullivan, -- on seeing a demonstration of Edison's new talking machine in 1888...
• If I could live my life again That'll be the thing to be A man who put stumbling blocks In the lives of the likes of me -- Momus "I was a Maoist intellectual in the music industry".
• Music is the answer.
• There is no music in space.
• Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
• For myself, I can only say that I am astonished and somewhat terrified at the results of this evening's experiments.
  Astonished at the wonderful power you have developed, and terrified at the thought that so much hideous and bad music may be put on record forever....
• DJ: Uh, do you know "Insane in the Brain"? Violini
  [British accent] We mostly know classical... but we could give it a shot....
• Bards do it to music.