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Put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire!
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I was the first woman to burn mt bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out.
Well, I did say we'll put it out and we'll put it out when we can.
But I don't know what we can put out or when we can put it out. -- George Stephanopolou...
Now, where did I put that fire extinguisher?
QOTD: I opened Pandora's box, let the cat out of the bag and put the ball in their court.
-- Hon. J. Hacker (The Ministry of Administrative Affairs)...
NOTICE: Anyone seen smoking will be assumed to be on fire and will be summarily put out.
Just yesterday morning, they let me know you were gone, Suzanne, the plans they made put an end to you, I went out this morning and I wrote down this song, Just can't remember who to send it to.
.. Oh, I've seen fire and I've seen rain, I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end, I've seen lonely times when I could not find a friend, But I always thought that I'd see you again....
Bart: What's wrong, Dad? Homer: [strained] You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart?
I'm having that right now...[normal] Ooh, bacon!...
CAT: I hope that Schrodinger guy put litter in here...
To a persistent Casanova: "If you don't leave now, I'll call the whole fire department to put you out.