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• You are come off now with a whole skin. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap.
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• I 'll warrant him heart-whole. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act iv, Sc.
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• Drawling granny voice:) Way back inna winner of fifty-two, we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine.
  You jusht had to call and call until shummbody got home....
• I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the basement printing up a fresh new batch of twenty dollar bills.
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• Now, where did I put that fire extinguisher?
• Put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire!