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• What's the difference between a woman on PMS and an Iranian terrorist?
  You can negotiate with the terrorist....
• Q: What do you get when you cross PMS with ESP? A: A bitch who thinks she knows everything.
• How many women with PMS -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. You can do it yourself, dammit....
• PMS? No, I'm always like this. Why do you ask?
• You have PMS and a Handgun? I'll go quietly.....
• 5) Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken.
  Unknown, presumed deceased...
• Q: How do you make holy water? A: Take ordinary water and boil the HELL out of it.
• Why do you hang out with that sadist? Beats me! -- B. Kliba
• Beware! I'm armed and have suffered from PMS all my life.