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Q The Letter With The Least Number Of Amusing Words In The Alphabet.
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The letter with the least number of amusing words in the alphabet.
(So far). Generally found just before the letter U, entries for
which will appear in several weeks.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
Related:
TARTAN Checked pattern that is far too loud, but permitted to be so because it's Scottish tradition.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
SAND Small grains of rock, which turn up everywhere for weeks after you've been to the beach.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
DICTIONARY A book, generally in alphabetical order, which lists the definitions of a number of words.
It is often postulated that persons who are unfamiliar with the spellings of words should refer to dictionaries....
SEMESTER A university half-year, especially designed so that the first ten or so weeks are piss-easy, followed by about four weeks of assignment/revision/exam absolute misery.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
just appalling" George Bush (USA) (bigboss@white-house.
wash.gov) -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA....
INCOMPETENCE A politer word for stupidity. If you are accused of incompetence, just remember, it is far better to be incompetent than incontinent (see below).
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
VANQUISH A word most commonly used in solemn ceremonies, usually of the form "Behold the devil, I now vanquish thee" in weird religious ceremonies or bad fantasy books.
The amusing thing being that the speaker is generally of the mistaken belief that the use of a little Olde English will result in the demise of Satan for all eternity....
VILLAGE Word now almost exclusively used in tourist brochures just after the adjectives "enchanting" and "traditional".
And possibly "quaint". Generally descriptive of a small settlement with more churches than shops, which gets boring rapidly, despite being picturesque....
NLQ (NEAR LETTER-QUALITY) Euphemism in the field of computer printers.
When the salesman says "yes sir or madam, this printer here offers Near-Letter-Quality printing" they actually mean "what, you're too stingy to shell out on a laser printer?...