NLQ (NEAR LETTER-QUALITY)
Euphemism in the field of computer printers. When the salesman says
"yes sir or madam, this printer here offers Near-Letter-Quality
printing" they actually mean "what, you're too stingy to shell out
on a laser printer? Why not just write it all out by hand? Don't
want to invest in the pencils? You scumbag."
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA