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• Quick! Bring me a beaker of wine so that I may wet my mind and say something clever!
  -- Aristophanes (sp?)...
• Be slow of tongue and quick of mind. CERVANTES
• Merely having an open mind is nothing. The object of opening the mind as of opening the mouth is to close it again on something solid.
  -- G. K. Chesterto...
• If you subtract your pulse rate from your I.Q., you get your "blood-intelligence level.
  This is the rate at which you decide not to do something which might make you bleed....
• For a black man, there's no difference between the North and the South.
  In the South they don't mind how close I get so long as I don't get too big...
• A form of open-mindedness is the pathway to wisdom.
  Close your mind and you open the way for ignorance to flourish, but you will never even know it....
• What you own is your own kingdom What you do is your own glory What you love is your own power What you live is your own story.
  .. You don't get something for nothing You can't have freedom for free You won't get wise with the sleep still in your eyes No matter what your dream might be....
• I just gotta go laminate your license; you'll get it in two to three weeks.
  -- Quick service at the DMV, "Bart on the Road...
• Get your mind out of the gutter! Grab mine while you're there, please.