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• Quick! Close your mind Something might get in.
• Laura: Are you all right? Bart's brain: She's beautiful.
  Say something clever. Bart's mouth: [meekly] I fell on my bottom....
• A student said to the chief monk, "Help me to pacify my mind!
  The chief monk said, "Bring your mind over here and I will pacify it....
• Homer: Hey, everybody! I've got a big surprise for you!
  Presenting...my mother! [everyone drops their food and talks incredulously] Grandma...
• Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh.
  But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me....
• Marge: I don't want to be a wet blanket, but maybe you should give yourself up.
  Ruth: Marge, it's a matter of principle. I just can't let that deadbeat win again....
• Bender: "Oh my God, I'm so excited I wish I could wet my pants.
• My father said, "Bring along your best girl." This is something you say to a pimp! -- Bill Mahe
• Warm eyes, wet lips Gently touch my finger tips Soft sigh
  ilky hair Longing for me to touch her there Her begging eyes Her whimpering cries Urgent needs of one so sweet Bring me quickly to my feet The night is warm, there is no doubt It's my turn to take the dog out....