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• Q: What do you call 50 Microsoft products at the bottom of the ocean? A: A darned good start.
• Q: What do you call a million cats at the bottom of Lake Michigan? A: A good start.
• Q: What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A: A nervous wreck.
• Boston Software Party BOSTON, MA -- Thousands of disgruntled Linux revolutionaries showed up at the Boston Harbor today to protest "taxation without representation" by the oppressive Microsoft Corporation.
  Thousands of pounds of Microsoft boxes, CD-ROMs, manuals, license agreements, promotional materials, and registration forms were dumped into the harbor during the First Annual Boston Software Party....
• What's 20,000 lawyers rotting in a swamp? A GOOD START!
• Q: What do you call a LADA with a turbo? A: A Skoda.
• Q: What do you call couples that use that rhythm method? A: Parents.
• Q: What do you call poisoned coffee? A: Grounds for divorce.
• Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick.