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Q: What Lies On The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A: A Nervous Wreck.
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Q: What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.
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Metaphysics is a dark ocean without shores or lighthouse, strewn with many a philosophic wreck.
-- Immanual Ka...