Related:

• Q: What's pink and hard in the morning? A: The Financial Times crossword.
• Q: What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has two of? A: Feet.
• In case of emergency, break glass, scream, bleed to death.
• You can ride your Bicycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
  You will. -- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a woman number 18...
• People of all sorts of genders are reporting great difficulty, these days, in selecting the proper words to refer to those of the female persuasion.
  "Lady," "woman," and "girl" are all perfectly good words, but misapplying them can earn one anything from the charge of vulgarity to a good swift smack....
• Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #18: Q: Are you married?
  A: No, I'm divorced. Q: And what did your husband do before you divorced him?...
• Q: What's six foot long, grey and floats in the ocean? A: Moby's dick.
• Adopting the metric system would have certain psychological advantages -- such as being able to claim 18 centimeters instead of seven inches.
• Q: Do you know what the death rate around here is? A: One per person.