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• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....
• You may be redneck... if you tried to take a fishing pole into Sea World.
• You know you should be swimming when . . . At home, you close all the drapes, take off your clothes and don a pair of swim fins.
• Home is the place where, when you have to go there because everything else is closed, they have to take you in.
• Why is it that when you DIE, you can't take your HOME ENTERTAINMENT CENTER with you?
  ? -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Never take a drink when you are feeling sorry for yourself.
• E.T. GO HOME!!! (And take your Smurfs with you.)
• All you have to do to get over a Beer is take a leak.
• Long's Notes 1) Always store beer in a dark place.
  2) Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent....