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• If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?
• Bullshit Detector. When alarm sounds, please re-engage your brain.
• It's supposed to rain today. Don't forget your rubbers.
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• Homer: Oh, man: I've only got one minute 'till they stop serving those breakfast balls!
  [stops behind Bush at the drive thru] George...
• God rest ye CS students now, The bearings on the drum are gone, Let nothing you dismay.
  The disk is wobbling, too. The VAX is down and won't be up, We've found a bug in Lisp, and Algol Until the first of May....
• Marge: Hey, calm down. You're wrinkling your church clothes.
  Homer: Who cares? This is the best part of the week....
• Honk if your horn is broken.