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  Simply by living is the most miserable conditions for the longest possible time, and in the most miserly manner, it is indeed quite possible for the ordinary person to die rich....
• There is but one inerrant inevitable formula for success on a computer.
  This involves the combination of a computer with a human being, and it is bound to be even more effective if that human being is self-conceived as a computer programmer....
• Truth has not special time of its own. Its hour is now -- always and indeed then most truly when it seems unsuitable to actual circumstances.
  -- Albert Schweitze...
• Johnson's First Law: When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the most inconvenient possible time.
• Murphy's First Law of Construction: Power tools will fail at the most inconvenient time possible.
• When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the most inconvenient possible time.
  -- Johnson's First Law...