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• May you always have someone to share your bed and board
  mice, lice, rats, gnats, bedbugs, and fleas....
• But mice and rats, and such small deer, Have been Tom's food for seven long year.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Lear -- Act iii, Sc. 4...
• Reverend Chichester's Law: If the weather is extremely bad, church attendance will be down.
• It's bad enough that life is a rat-race, but why do the rats always have to win?
• Better attitudes through chemistry.
• If the weather is extremely bad, church attendance will be down.
  If the weather is extremely good, church attendance will be down....
• If the weather is extremely bad, church attendance will be down.
  If the weather is extremely good, church attendance will be down....