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• Real computer scientists despise the idea of actual hardware.
  Hardware has limitations, software doesn't. It's a real shame that Turing machines are so poor at I/O....
• Real computer scientists only write specs for languages that might run on future hardware.
  Nobody trusts them to write specs for anything homo sapiens will ever be able to fit on a single planet....
• PS/2--yesterday's hardware today. OS/2--yesterday's software tomorrow.
  OS/2 Ext.--today's software real soon now....
• Bill Gates Passes Turing Test LONDON, ENGLAND -- Microsoft proclaimed that they have passed the Turing Test by creating a Bill Gates multimedia simulacrum that crack BBC interviewer Jeremy Paxman couldn't distinguish from the real thing.
  I never would have expected this," Paxman said about the Gates AI program....