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Real Computer Scientists Don't Debug Programs, They Dynamically Modify Them.
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Real computer scientists don't debug programs, they dynamically modify
them. This is safer, since no one has invented a way to do anything
dynamic to FORTRAN, COBOL, or BASIC.
Related:
languages of choice n. C, C++, LISP, and Perl.
Nearly every hacker knows one of C or LISP, and most good ones are fluent in both....
languages of choice: n. {C} and {LISP}. Nearly every hacker knows one of these, and most good ones are fluent in both.
Smalltalk and Prolog are also popular in small but influential communities....
Real software engineers don't debug programs, they verify correctness.
This process doesn't necessarily involve execution of anything on a computer, except perhaps a Correctness Verification Aid package....
Real software engineers regret the existence of COBOL, FORTRAN, and BASIC.
PL/1 is getting there, but it is not nearly disciplined enough...
FORTRAN... Then, as now, the language used by scientists with real problems.
Computer scientists can do anything except chemistry and accounting, and that is by choice.