Real Computer Scientists Play Go. They Have Nothing Against The Concept Of Mountain Climbing, But The Actual Climbing Is An Implementation Detail Best Left To Programmers.

Real Programmers don't play tennis, or any other sport that requires you to change clothes.
Mountain climbing is OK, and real programmers wear their climbing boots to work in case a mountain should suddenly spring up in the middle of the machine room....
Real computer scientists don't eat quiche. They shun Szechwan food since the hackers discovered it.
Many real computer scientists consider eating an implementation detail....
Mountain Climbing: Andover Hand
artificial climbing: knack of appearing to climb by talking about it.
his technique is best employed far from actual climbing areas, which tend to be hazardous....
Alpenstock
limited number of shares in mountain real estate -- "An Alphabet for Mountaineers", Climbing 1982...
The only thing on the level is mountain climbing. -- Eddie Qui