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• Real Programmers don't eat quiche. They eat Twinkies and Szechwan food.
• Real computer scientists play go. They have nothing against the concept of mountain climbing, but the actual climbing is an implementation detail best left to programmers.
• REAL PROGRAMMERS don't eat quiche. They eat Twinkies.
  And Szechwan food. Do not go to eat Szechwan food with a group of REAL PROGRAMMERS unless you are prepared to argue bitterly over the last spring roll....
• Real programmers don't eat quiche. Real programmers don't even know how to spell quiche.
  They like Twinkies, Old Coke, palate-scorching Szechwan food, and Tacos....
• Real programmers don't eat breakfast, lunch, or dinner.
  Real programmers eat whenever they want to, and only with food from vending machines....
• Real programmers do not eat quiche. They eat Twinkies (because they are in vending machines) and Szechuan food (because they deliver at 4am).
  Also, real programmers have recently discovered the product, JOLT Cola and have begun to stock this instead of Coke or Mountain Dew....
• Real computer scientists work from 5 pm to 9 am because that's the only time they can get the 8 megabytes of main memory they need to edit specs.
  (Real work starts around 2 am when enough MIPS are free for their dynamic systems....
• Real computer scientists like having a computer on their desk, else how could they read their mail?
• Real computer scientists like having a computer on their desk, otherwise how would they read their mail.