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• Lift every voice and sing Till earth and heaven ring, Ring with the harmonies of Liberty
  Let our rejoicing rise High as the listening skies, Let it resound loud as the rolling sea....
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  But they never seem so to me. I never saw a discontented tree....
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  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
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