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• Real Programmers don't eat quiche. They eat Twinkies and Szechwan food.
• REAL PROGRAMMERS don't eat quiche. They eat Twinkies.
  And Szechwan food. Do not go to eat Szechwan food with a group of REAL PROGRAMMERS unless you are prepared to argue bitterly over the last spring roll....
• Real programmers don't eat breakfast, lunch, or dinner.
  Real programmers eat whenever they want to, and only with food from vending machines....
• Real men don't need glasses. They just drink out of the bottle.
• Real programmers never eat at restaurants. If the vending machine sells it, they eat it.
  If it doesn't, they don't. Real programmers don't bring brown-bag lunches, either....
• The early bird still has to eat worms.
• Real programmers don't eat quiche. Real programmers don't even know how to spell quiche.
  They like Twinkies, Old Coke, palate-scorching Szechwan food, and Tacos....
• Real Users hate Real Programmers.