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• Real programmers don't bring brown-bag lunches. If the vending machine doesn't sell it, they don't eat it.
  Vending machines don't sell quiche....
• Real programmers never eat at restaurants. If the vending machine sells it, they eat it.
  If it doesn't, they don't. Real programmers don't bring brown-bag lunches, either....
• Real programmers do not eat quiche. They eat Twinkies (because they are in vending machines) and Szechuan food (because they deliver at 4am).
  Also, real programmers have recently discovered the product, JOLT Cola and have begun to stock this instead of Coke or Mountain Dew....
• Real Programmers don't eat quiche. They eat Twinkies and Szechwan food.
• REAL PROGRAMMERS don't eat quiche. They eat Twinkies.
  And Szechwan food. Do not go to eat Szechwan food with a group of REAL PROGRAMMERS unless you are prepared to argue bitterly over the last spring roll....
• Real programmers don't eat quiche. Real programmers don't even know how to spell quiche.
  They like Twinkies, Old Coke, palate-scorching Szechwan food, and Tacos....
• Real Programmer n. [indirectly, from the book "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche"] A particular sub-variety of hacke
  one possessed of a flippant attitude toward complexity that is arrogant even when justified by experience....
• I've seen condom vending machines, but this one installs.