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I've Seen Condom Vending Machines, But This One Installs.
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I've seen condom vending machines, but this one installs.
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Above a condom vending machine: For refund insert baby.
I wouldn't want to say that Babs down in accounting is promiscuou
he fellow commented to an office buddy, "but she's the only girl I've ever dated who had a condom-vending machine on the wall of her john....
Above a condom vending machine: Dont buy this gum.
.. it tastes like shit! But WOW! Look at the bubbles you can blow......
Quote #368 I always thought a tasteless condom would be, like, one with a picture of the Pope on it or something.
-- sizemor@nickel.ucs.indiana.edu (Jim Sizemore)...
I have heard the mavis singing Its love-song to the mo
I 've seen the dew-drop clinging To the rose just newly born....
Real programmers don't bring brown-bag lunches. If the vending machine doesn't sell it, they don't eat it.
Vending machines don't sell quiche....
It takes someone with the intelligence of a vending machine to argue with one.
Real programmers don't eat breakfast, lunch, or dinner.
Real programmers eat whenever they want to, and only with food from vending machines....