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  cosmic forces of inexorable power have been working relentlessly toward this moment in space-time -- your receiving this fortune....
• I have great news for you ! The program you've been working on for over a year.
  ... has been destroyed by a power dip last night, 3 minutes before your backup....
• He came so close that you have been badly burned. You won't be be able to carry as much as before!
• There is no time in space.
• Due to lack of disk space, this fortune database has been discontinued.
• line eater, the n. obs. [Usenet] 1. A bug in some now-obsolete versions of the netnews software that used to eat up to BUFSIZ bytes of the article text.
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  The bug was triggered by having the text of the article start with a space or tab....
• From a draft textbook manuscript submitted to a publisher.
  "As Earth was being formed out of the collision of space rocks, the heat from those collisions and from the increasing gravitational energy of the planet made the entire planet molten, even the surface....