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REBEL, N. A Proponent Of A New Misrule Who Has Failed To Establish It.
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REBEL, n. A proponent of a new misrule who has failed to establish
it.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Related:
INSURRECTION, n. An unsuccessful revolution. Disaffection's failure to substitute misrule for bad government.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
ADHERENT, n. A follower who has not yet obtained all that he expects to get.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
AUCTIONEER, n. The man who proclaims with a hammer that he has picked a pocket with his tongue.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
BEGGAR, n. One who has relied on the assistance of his friends.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Dejeuner, n. The breakfast of an American who has been in Paris.
Variously pronounced. -- Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary...
EULOGY, n. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
APOSTATE, n. A leech who, having penetrated the shell of a turtle only to find that the creature has long been dead, deems it expedient to form a new attachment to a fresh turtle.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
CONSUL, n. In American politics, a person who having failed to secure and office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
GNOSTICS, n. A sect of philosophers who tried to engineer a fusion between the early Christians and the Platonists.
The former would not go into the caucus and the combination failed, greatly to the chagrin of the fusion managers....