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• Never eat any place where they mark the rest-room doors in any fashion but "Men" and "Women" or "Ladies" and "Gentlemen.
  Especially do not eat in a restaurant that specializes in seafood and marks its rest-room doors "Buoys" and "Gulls," because they have been too busy thinking up cutesy names for the rest-room doors to really pay attention to the food....
• HD Recovery: see online documentation....
• Recovery program for excessive talkers - Onanonanonanon.
• This is an air conditioned room -- do not open Windows!
• Things in this room do not react well to bullets.
• Miraculous secret for the early recovery of patients: Inflation.
• BASIC programmers do it all over the place.
• 1) Take an old record album cover. 2) Fill the insides with shaving cream.
  3) Place it halfway under a locked door to the victim's office, home, room, etc....
• What do you give a seasick elephant? Lots of room.