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RED-SKIN, N. A North American Indian, Whose Skin Is Not Red -- At Least Not On The Outside.
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RED-SKIN, n. A North American Indian, whose skin is not red -- at
least not on the outside.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Related:
REPARTEE, n. Prudent insult in retort. Practiced by gentlemen with a constitutional aversion to violence, but a strong disposition to offend.
In a war of words, the tactics of the North American Indian....
LITIGANT, n. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
BATH, n. A kind of mystic ceremony substituted for religious worship, with what spiritual efficacy has not been determined.
The man who taketh a steam bath He loseth all the skin he hath, And, for he's boiled a brilliant red, Thinketh to cleanliness he's wed, Forgetting that his lungs he's soiling With dirty vapors of the boiling....
APHORISM, n. Predigested wisdom. The flabby wine-skin of his brain Yields to some pathologic strain, And voids from its unstored abysm The driblet of an aphorism.
PLEASURE, n. The least hateful form of dejection. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
Liver: A large red organ thoughtfully provided by nature to be bilious with.
-- Ambrose Bierce: "The Devil's Dictionary...
ABATIS, n. Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molesting the rubbish inside.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
HERMIT, n. A person whose vices and follies are not sociable.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
ENTERTAINMENT, n. Any kind of amusement whose inroads stop short of death by injection.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...