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• It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
  -- Woody Alle...
• It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
  -- Woody Alle...
• do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear. -- Woody Alle
• The amount of time saved by your plane arriving early at your destination is equal to the amount of extra time you have to wait for your luggage.
  -- The Second Law Of Air Travel...
• My mind can never know my body, although it has become quite friendly with my legs.
  -- Woody Allen [on Epistemology]...
• My mind can never know my body, although it has become quite friendly with my legs.
  -- Woody Allen, on Epistemology...
• I believe in sex and death -- two experiences that come once in a lifetime. -- Woody Alle