Related:

• Davis' Law of Traffic Density: The density of rush-hour traffic is directly proportional to 1.
  5 times the amount of extra time you allow to arrive on time....
• The amount of time you have to wait for a bus is directly proportional to the inclemency of the weather.
  -- John Corcora...
• The amount of time required to complete a government project is precisely equal to the length of time already spent on it.
  -- Chism's Law of Completio...
• Chism's Law of Completion: The amount of time required to complete a government project is precisely equal to the length of time already spent on it.
• 1. If you're early, it'll be cancelled. 2. If you bust your buns to be on time, you'll have to wait.
  3. If you are not on time, it'll be too late. -- Luftenberg's Punctuality Observatio...
• The earlier you arrive at the airport for your flight, the later your flight will depart.
  -- The First Law Of Air Travel...
• Take time to travel; your troubles will unravel.