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• The train jolted to a halt, a woman asked what was the matter.
  "We`ve hit a cow, madam." "Was it on the tracks ?" "NO, we had to chase it over a field....
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• To live and die in scenes like this, With some we 've left behind us.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- As slow our Ship...
• I 've lost a day!"--the prince who nobly cried, Had been an emperor without his crown.
  -- Edward Young (1684-1765) - Night Thoughts, Night ii, Line 99...
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• I 've often wish'd that I had clear, For life, six hundred pounds a yea
  A handsome house to lodge a friend; A river at my garden's end...
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• Homer's new German boss wants to chat with him. Ho
  Homer, could ve have a word with you? Homer: No. Ho...
• Horst: Homer, could ve have a word with you? Home
  No. Horst: I must have phrased that badly. My English is, how you say, inelegant....