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• We asked for a few good men and look at what we got.
• No matter what we are talking about, we are talking about ourselves. -- Prathe
• During his 1956 presidential campaign, a woman called out to Adlai E.
  Stevenson "Senator, you have the vote of every thinking person!...
• Lenny: See, all along I've been telling Carl I'm married to a beauty queen.
  Now, he's coming over for dinner. Marge: Oh, Lenny, I'm sure he'll like your wife no matter what she looks like....
• All we know about the new economic world tells us that nations which train engineers will prevail over those which train lawyers.
  No nation has ever sued its way to greatness. -- Richard Lamm...
• Violence stinks, no matter which end of it you're on.
  But now and then there's nothing left to do but hit the other person over the head with a frying pan....
• Q: What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has two of? A: Feet.
• What we call progress is a matter of exchanging one problem for another.