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• Safeguard your health. Don't sleep with any damp women.
• Like all great travellers, I have seen more than I remember and remember more than I have seen.
  -- Benjamin Disraeli...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you realize you have never seen half of your best friends.
• Veteran of the Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force.
  1990-1951. -- Seen on a button at an SF Conventio...
• If you can't remember it, it couldn't have been important. -- Larry Groebe
• Remember, Yanks, if it wasn't for us British you'd all have been Spanish.
• Pro basketball players are so tall that some few of them don't have to stand on their tiptoes to see over their wallets.
• WALLET Small container for carrying vital items such as credit cards, money, etc.
  Wallets traditionally vanish from your person at the most inconvenient time, resulting in you making a futile tour of your pockets looking for it, despite knowing full well you've left it at home....