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• And then there were the three cats on the ferry in the Seine in Paris.
  When an accident happened, the paper reported it as: Un, deux, trois cats sank....
• Remember when explorers were politically correct?
• There was only one catch and that was Catch22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind.
  Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask, and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions....
• Marge: Mrs. Van Houten? I'm Bart's mother. We met in the emergency room when the boys drank paint?
  Mrs.V: I remember. -- "Homer Defined...
• Remember when atmospheric contaminants were romantically called stardust?" -- Lane Olinghouse
• The two bits of protoplasm could remember when they were cell-mates.
• Can anyone remember when the times were not hard, and money not scarce?
• Un baiser: un petit point rose que l'on met sur l'i du verbe Aimer.
  Un bacio e' un apostrofo rosa fra le parole t'amo....
• Remember: 'i' before 'e', except in Budweise