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• Bart: OK! I won't bug Milhouse. But...well...Mrs.
  Van Houten, this is going to sound kind of dumb, but....
• Marge: [in the distance] Bart! Lisa! Time for church!
  Mrs. Van Houten: [in the distance] Milhouse! Time for church....
• Marge: [in the distance] Bart! Lisa! Time for church!
  Mrs. Van Houten: [in the distance] Milhouse! Time for church....
• Homer: Uh, Milhouse saw the elephant twice and rode him once, right?
  Mrs. Van Houten: Yes, but we paid you $4. Home...
• Bart: Hymns, here! I got hymns, here. Get 'em while they're holy.
  Fresh from God's brain to your mouth. Heh heh heh....
• lide of Dr. Hibbert] Mrs. Hibbert: Julius! [slide or Chief Wiggum] Mrs.
  Wiggum: Clancy! [slide of Skinner] Chalme...
• Pr. Skinner: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, we have transcended incorrigible.
  I don't think suspension or expulsion will do the trick....
• Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say, "There's a whole lotta frownin' going on".
  [laughs, then says "Mmm..."] Lisa: Mom, doesn't _any_ love story have a happy ending?...
• Ned: OK, folks, look: I called the police captain in Shelbyville.
  He says he hasn't seen our kids, but if they show up in the morgue, he'll fax us....