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Remember You Are Not Immortal! Teach Your Kid To Cook Today
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Remember You Are Not Immortal! Teach Your Kid To Cook Today
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Have you flogged your kid today?
Homer drives to Flanders' house; rings doorbell] Ned
Well, Homer, what a pleasant -- Homer: Can't talk now, Flanders....
If anybody comes up to you and says, "My kid is a conservative--why is that?
You say, "Remember in the '60s when we told you if you kept using drugs your kids would be mutants?...
Don't cook tonight -- starve a rat today!
So long as you are ready to die for humanity, the life of your country is immortal.
-- Giuseppe Mazzini...
Remember that Captain Darling and I are behind you.
About thirty-five _miles_ behind you, to be precise... -- Melchett and Edmund : Captain Cook...