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Republicans usually wear hats and clean their paint brushes.
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ARISTOCRACY, n. Government by the best men. (In this sense the word is obsolete
o is that kind of government.) Fellows that wear downy hats and clean shirts -- guilty of education and suspected of bank accounts....
Republicans say "Clean up the mess", but complain when it's done.
Democrats give their worn-out clothes to those less fortunate. Republicans wear theirs.
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He explained this to a man who answered one door....
I like driving around with my two dogs, especially on the freeways.
I make them wear little hats so I can use the car-pool lanes. -- Monica Pipe...
If it doesn't, paint it!
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[hands the brushes out, walks off] [Bart and Milhouse start cleaning...
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