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REQUIEM, N. A Mass For The Dead Which The Minor Poets Assure Us The Winds Sing O'er The Graves Of Their Favorites.
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REQUIEM, n. A mass for the dead which the minor poets assure us the
winds sing o'er the graves of their favorites. Sometimes, by way of
providing a varied entertainment, they sing a dirge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Related:
EVANGELIST, n. A bearer of good tidings, particularly (in a religious sense) such as assure us of our own salvation and the damnation of our neighbors.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
HUMANITY, n. The human race, collectively, exclusive of the anthropoid poets.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
NON-COMBATANT, n. A dead Quaker. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
Riot, n. A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
ENTERTAINMENT, n. Any kind of amusement whose inroads stop short of death by injection.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
PATIENCE, n. A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
SYLLOGISM, n. A logical formula consisting of a major and a minor assumption and an inconsequent.
(See LOGIC.) -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
KISS, n. A word invented by the poets as a rhyme for "bliss.
It is supposed to signify, in a general way, some kind of rite or ceremony appertaining to a good understanding...
AFRICAN, n. A nigger that votes our way. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary