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• Successful research attracts bigger grants, making further research impossible.
  -- Parkinson's Law for Medical Research...
• Professors do it by the book.
• PROFESSORS do it from a gra
• Professors do it with class.
• Professors forget to do it.
• How many university professors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it....
• Federal grants are offered for... research into the recreation potential of interplanetary space travel for the culturally disadvantaged.
• PROFESSORS don't do it; they leave it as an exercise for their students.
• You ivory tower intellectuals must not lose touch with the world of industrial growth and hard currency.
  It is all very well and good to pursue these high-minded scientific theories, but research grants are expensive and you must justify your existence by providing not only knowledge, but concrete and profitable applications as well....