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• Professors do it by the book.
• Professors do it with class.
• Professors forget to do it.
• PROFESSORS don't do it; they leave it as an exercise for their students.
• Research professors do it only if they get grants.
• How many law professors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant....
• The Creation of the Universe was made possible by a grant from Texas Instruments. -- PBS
• How many Professors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None...what do you think their graduate students are for?...
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