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• In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
  -- Robert Byrne...
• Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence.
  -- David Byrne...
• You've gotta love it, though you don't have to respect it the next day.
• A flat case as plain as a pack-staff. -- Thomas Middleton (1580-1627) -- The Family of Love, Act v, Sc.
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• The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain.
  -- Oscar Wilde...
• Partying is such sweet sorrow. -- Robert Byrne
• I'd love to, but... I left my body in my other clothes. -- 46 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• The Sausage Principle: People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either one being made.
• People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either one being made.
  -- Sausage Principle...