Rich Customer On Phone To Fishmonger: Please Deliver Me A Dozen Oysters, Not Too Large, Not Too Small, Not Very Old, Not Tough And Not Sandy.

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Rich customer on phone to fishmonger: Please deliver me a
dozen oysters, not too large, not too small, not very old,
not tough and not sandy.
Fishmonger: Certainly, madam. With or without pearls?

It is never too late to fall in love. -- Sandy Wilso
on phone] Cayman Islands guy: [laughs] I'm sorry, but I cannot divulge information about that customer's secret illegal account.
[hangs up] Oh, crap....
The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small. Murphy's Ninth Military Law
If you are not too large for the place you occupy, you are too small for it.
James A. Garfield, US Preside...
I'm too old for baby toys. What's in it for me?
No muff's too tough. We dive at five.
No muff too tough for us... -- Sign at a muffler shop
A woman can never be too rich or too thin.

Rich Customer On Phone To Fishmonger: Please Deliver Me A Dozen Oysters, Not Too Large, Not Too Small, Not Very Old, Not Tough And Not Sandy.

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