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• Noise? Did you hear a noise, Percy? ...No. Good. ..
  apart from that colossal drunken roar. (Edmund kicks Percy off chair) -- Edmund and Percy : Bee...
• Some fellow said that I had the wit and sophistication of a donkey.
  Oh, an absurd suggestion, sir. You're right. It is absurd....
• Edmund! Oh, Edmund, I've awaited your return! And thank God you did, for I was just thinking.
  ..'My God, I die in twelve hours. What I really need right now is a hug from a complete _prat_....
• I was the man of a thousand faces. So how did you come to choose the ugly mug you've got now, then?
  -- Percy and Edmund : Bee...
• Percy, the devil farts in my face once more. -- Edmund : Bee
• Quick! Melchett's dying! We must do something! Of course.
  ..Some sort of celebration... -- Queenie and Edmund : Bee...
• Percy tries to attract Edmund's attention to his comedy breasts) Aaarrggg.
  ..aarrgggg... Sorry, he's sick. Leprosy. Of the brain... -- Percy and Edmund : Bee...
• You'll get over her. (Percy readies his aim and prepares to shoot the arrow) .
  ..I did. (Percy is distracted, and has to re-aim.) ....
• I cannot believe it. She drags me all the way from Billingsgate to Richmond to play about the weakest practical joke since Cardinal Wolsey got his knob out at Hampton Court.
  ..and stood at the end of passage pretending to be a door. -- Edmund : Money...