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Anxiety Is Nature's Way Of Getting You Out Of Bed On Time.
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Anxiety is nature's way of getting you out of bed on time.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 23) Major achievements, new friends, and a previously unexplored way to make a lot of money will come to a lot of people today, but unfortunately you won't be one of them.
Consider not getting out of bed today....
Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
Space is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen to you....
The difference between the Laws of Nature and Murphy's Law is that with the Laws of Nature you can count on things screwing up the same way every time.
-- The Reliability Principle...
Anxiety, n.: The first time you can't do it a second time.
Panic, n.: The second time you can't do it the first time....
Subtlety is the art of saying what you think, and getting out of the way before it is understood.