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• Bedfellows make strange politicians.
• Politicians do it to make the Headlines.
• Martin: [wakes up and looks out the window] Oh! We've arrived in the vast cornfields of Canada.
  How much further to the grammar rodeo? Nelso...
• Raise hell with politicians. They make the laws.
• The headboard of a young bull. Great good fortune.
• I: The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin with a silk sow.
  The same is true of money. II: If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was....
• The short memory of American voters is what keeps politicians in office. -- Will Roge