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Roses Smell Better Than Onions But They Make Bad Tasting Soup!
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Roses smell better than onions but they make bad tasting soup!
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An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
-- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...
Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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Bad breath is better than no breath.
Better be alone than in bad company.
No sex is better than bad sex.
Take time to smell the roses and eventually you'll inhale a bee.
Bad excuse is better than none. -- Nicolas Udal