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What's Better Than Roses On A Piano? Tulips On An Organ.
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What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ.
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Liberace was great on a piano, but sucked on an organ.
Roses smell better than onions but they make bad tasting soup!
An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
-- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...
Roses are red, Violets are blue, What color are yours?
As a character in Gore Vidal's new novel, `Hollywood', say
`What we invent, others reflect.' The problem is that the only thing worse than Guns n' Roses is censorship....
A piano is a piano is a piano. -- Gertrude Steinway.
It is always better to discuss what is right, rather than who is wrong.
It is better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for what you are not. -- Andre Gide
It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so. -- Josh Billing