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• ROTFL: Rats on Thorazine Feel Lazy
• Have you changed your tofu water today?
• ave on! imp. Sarcastic invitation to continue a rave, often by someone who wishes the raver would get a clue but realizes this is unlikely.
• YES, I checked the water for throat leeches. -- Famous Last Word
• ave on!: imp. Sarcastic invitation to continue a {rave}, often by someone who wishes the raver would get a clue but realizes this is unlikely.
  -- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
• As boys do sparrows, with flinging salt upon their tails.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Tale of a Tub, Sect. vii...
• Tofu--what is that stuff? It's like spackling compound.
  It's like chickpeas and grout. Food should not caulk windows. -- Billiam Coronel...
• Here's a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you com out you're all covered with leeches.
  Just say, "Hey, has anybody seen my raisins?" (Because leeches kind of look like big raisins....
• Grampa: Good news, boy! I found a pharmacy that carries leeches!
  Well it wasn't exactly a pharmacy... more of a bait shop. -- "Marge Gets a Job...