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• I don't know about microwave ovens. Food should not get hotter as you're eating it.
  It can't be good for you ... Maybe it's just mine....
• Wedding-reception food, whether served at tables or presented at a buffet, should be stuff that's easy to throw up, like spaghetti.
  -- P. J. O'Rourke...
• Yech! This stuff tastes like poison.
• Don't spend two dollars to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead.
  They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents....
• Our natures are like oil; compound us with anything, yet will we strive to swim at the top.
  -- Beaumont and Fletche...
• Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
  -- Mark Twai...
• Will write Windows apps for food.
• Life like food, usually needs a little spice!
• The guy sure looks like plant food to me!