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• RTFM? I can't even LIFT it!
• In any case, Yanivush, RTFM! RTFH! RTFF! In one of these, you'll find the bleeding pointers (URL's, namely) to the ftp sites.
  If you do not know what to do with URL's, I suggest going to the nearest kindergarden and asking for help there!...
• 0430 Do you automatically respond to any user question with RTFM?
  0431 ... Do you know what it means? -- from THE HACKER TEST...
• Q. What do you call a TV set that fixes itself? A. A Christian Science Monitor.
• RTFM: /R-T-F-M/ [UNIX] imp. Acronym for `Read The Fucking Manual'.
  1. Used by {guru}s to brush off questions they consider trivial or annoying....
• RTFM /R-T-F-M/ imp. [Unix] Abbreviation for `Read The Fucking Manual'.
  1. Used by gurus to brush off questions they consider trivial or annoying....
• Don't do that then! imp. [from an old doctor's office joke about a patient with a trivial complaint] Stock response to a user complaint.
  When I type control-S, the whole system comes to a halt for thirty seconds....
• Don't do that, then!: [from an old doctor's office joke about a patient with a trivial complaint] Stock response to a user complaint.
  When I type control-S, the whole system comes to a halt for thirty seconds....
• What's the world coming to when your monitor stares back.