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• The life expectancy of a television comedian is proportional to the total amount of exposure on the medium.
• Dozens of bears are found dead in Alaska and Canada every summer, killed by blood lost to the voracious mosquito.
  The estimated life-expectancy of a naked man on the tundra in summer is about 15 minutes....
• Britt's Green Thumb Postulate: The life expectancy of a house plant varies inversely with its price and directly with its ugliness.
• The life expectancy of a house plant varies inversely with its price and directly with its ugliness.
  -- Britt's Green Thumb Postulate...
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• On my planet there is a saying -- the man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.
  ... -- Cally Life expectancy must be fairly short among your people.... -- Avo...
• A pair of bright eyes with a dozen glances suffice to subdue a ma
  o enslave him, and inflame; to make him even forge...
• You will have long and healthy life.